What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 13:46

Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What do you think hell is like?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.